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September 07, 2006



we had chickens when i was a little person. i am quite certain that chickens could not get down with Handel. Headphones kill roosters. I bet Alan Lamb field recordings would turn them on though. I'd pipe it in through an egg-shaped speaker partially buried in mulch. And if fair treatment is what you want, the chickens have the right in return to submit us to the amplified sounds of endless pecking and squawking. i know what this is like because i work in an office. i'm going home.

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